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Legitimate question for you dudes:, When you privately message women "hi," on Facebook with whom you have ZERO mutual friends with and are often...

Legitimate question for you dudes:
When you privately message women "hi," on Facebook with whom you have ZERO mutual friends with and are often from an entirely different continent, what response are you honestly hoping to get from them?
Cause "Yes, I will go out with/date/marry you!" is probably not gonna happen. And if it does, you're likely gonna have a problem.
So for now, instead of blocking you, I'll keep responding with the following until YOU block ME. Problem solved.
"Oh hi! I'm so glad you reached out. One of the many psychiatrists I go to told me I should be more open to socializing. Most of the time, the 27 daily pills I take for my various illnesses zap me of energy, and I really want to give what little I have to spending quality time with my pet hippopotamus. Well, he's technically made out of cotton, but he's the closest friend I've ever had in this life. Now, my LAST life, I was in multiple thriving relationships with many types of species, but this planet doesn't have the resources possible to sustain the kind of creatures I'm most familiar with. My hippopotamus and I are looking for a new emotional guardian, so if you'd like to be considered, let me know. I'll have to check with 3 of my therapists and other emotional guardians, but they're generally pretty accepting. Please let me know ASAP because I have to water my plants by sunset or else I might not be able to eat until the next full moon. xoxo kristen."
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Update : 26-05-2018

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